Greetings and welcome to an extended outlook just before war. I'll once again be your host, Zontar King of the Pig People! WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA! Today we will discuss the issues of war right before the war.

Now Saddam, from what I understand from Bush, you have only 24 hours now before troops come in and force your butt out of Iraq. How do you plan to evade this?

I won't. Not until my WMD have been used up!

WMD?

Thats right! My Weasels of Mass Depanting! My weasel army will depantilize all who dare impede me! They have the ability to absorb pants from others and become more powerful!

You won't get away with that! Just for that, I'm gonna shorten the time span to 12 hours now! HAHAHA!

It's obvious that the lawnmowers of Russia can smoke the ham sandwiches as the trenchcoats rule the sky, making sure to detonate the fish scale army at 10pm on fridays

Quiet FexusFan! This doesn't involve you!

Actually, Bush, it does involve Dr FexusFan. He is more coherent than you and may have better strategies against Saddam's WMD. Plus you can expect him to be president for 2004.

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WHAT?! That strategy makes no sense!  FexusFan is not more coherent than me! It was I who came up with the great idea to destrpoy all the forests to prevent them from being burnt down! THATS PURE INGENIOUS!

Afraid not Bush

Quiet, Pig man! You're on my axis list on what to annihilate next after Saddam!

You mean you're not going after the head ruler of North Korea next?

Not with you and FexusFan as a thorn in my side! After Saddam, I'm going to nuke you and FexusFan, followed by long algebra, pretzels and boxers.

HA! My WMD will take care of the boxers before you do!

Thats it Saddam. 6 hours now. I'm tired of it.

**Rolls eyes**

I can always demi-chicken burn FexusLIGHTS much like Pikmin shooting batardic omni-chest powers of my head on zoot

That FexusFan would make a better leader than you would ever be, Bush.

GRRRRRRR! I'M MAD NOW!

THATS IT, Saddam! You now have 1 hour left!

Whatever. My WMD will defeat you because not even your intelligence knew of their special skills! They kept assuming it'd be biological. Not depanting. You're just like your father. Always starting something when not even finished.

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No! I will finish by taking you apart, Saddam and shut up, FexusFan

Bush, what was the TRUE reason why you decided to goto war with Saddam?

Er.. I was bored.

HA! Proof that you're a fool!

30 minutes now!

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After FexusFan destroys you, I will then destroy FexusFan and take over the world with my WMD!

15 minutes now! And I think you're bluffing. I have seen no evidence that you even have WMD!

FOOL! What do you think you're weapon instructors were doing here the past 4 months? Having a pee party or looking for weasel nacking for fun and profit?

Errr...

Don't answer that! Here...

One of my troopers hiding out and awaiting for any unsuspecting troops of yours. I seriously would consider you to recall your troops before they are depanted.

I protest weasels holding socks filled with goooof, yessir. The Brotherhood of your Little zort weasel hair cut is completely different from literal lunatics taking a Gray colored bath better than Chapstick lawyers in charge of the color Coco Jambo green

Quiet, FexusFan!

Bush, Dr FexusFan is describing the nature of the weasals. It'd be best to heed him.

Bush, I know you are allianced with that pig.

What? No I'm not! You have 1 minute left now!

Then what is this?

OH MY! FATHER!

Thats... thats... oh boy. Must've been that night I drunk to much. I thought that was fake!

Nope.

Argh! Well time's up for you! Its war time! Time for the nitty gritty!

Ready when you are. My WMD are all strategically placed.

Wait a minute! Hold it right there.

Who are you?!

I'm... ARGH! Thats the 1416th time! Er.. I'm EWB's Sorceress and I've come here to put and end to this debate and avoid war altogether

We'd like to see you try

YEA!

Very well. **Waves her infamous 6 dollar bill** EHEHEEEEEE!

OH NO! What has she done to me?!

HAHAHAAA! Look at you!

**ZAP**

My face! My face! What has she done to my face?!

ALL : EEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!

Yikes! I'll have to try something else.... There we go!

What on Earth? I'm cartoonish and have a triangle head!

My plans! FOILED! I cannot carry them out like this!

Curses....

EEEEEEEHAHAHHAAAAAAA! Thats what you all get **vanishes**

Well, thats all folks. War has been avoided. Dr FexusFan now has some final thoughts...

Well... although she is Valiant, cute smote puchuu Guess playing with Ariel would break pickaxe on an old Cardinal sketch comic like princess! cotsman nipples explode with lunch time delight! Richelieu, be more careful with that Fexusfanning ...authentic rekord Sword cartoon think of Mog, The famous Steakhouse psychologist! Nekkid cow stomachs give me minty BAAAAD Dude FLAVORS...Craig lurk for a bit to SNIFF MY HYDREN HOLE and alimony is good purple tree spoons leave your intelligence mingling bad hand writing Is in love with a hacking system! 

VOTE DR FEXUSFAN 2004!