GREAT DEBATE 3 - The Iraqi Information Minister Strikes

Welcome again to another debate between Bush and FexusFan. This time we will be accompanied by The Iraqi Information Minster who has word of whether Saddam has survived or not. Lets start off with you. Is Saddam still alive?

I will only answer reasonable questions

I see. What kind of update can you give us on whats been going on in Iraq?

Yesterday we heard this villain called Rumsfeld. He, of course, is a war criminal, and he is one of the worst of the American rulers. He said the American mercenaries and the British mercenaries, they are defending themselves inside Iraq. They are in a defensive position. They are engaged in self-defense. They are fighting a self-defense war inside Iraq. Well, congratulations, Mr. Villain, you are defending yourself inside our country. We will show you what defense means

Whats your opinion of Bush?

Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president. Bush doesn't even know if Spain is a republic or a kingdom, how can they follow this man?

You take that back, minister! I'm much smarter than I look! Spain is...... um... Kingdom. I think.

Bush knows that he is standing in quicksand when it comes to his baseless talk on Iraq

Ha! What about Saddam's Weasals of mass depanting?

They're really weasals of mass destruction. Saddam set that up as a ruse. We managed to chop off their rotten heads because they did nothing

Scooter their daisy heads!

Couldn't have said it better than FexusFan.

Grr.. FexusFan has been uh... plaguing me for awhile. I need him impeached... I mean overthrown! Therefore I am take office for... uh four more years! Thats right. Yeah.

See? I speak better English than this villain Bush

I need to make an AYB 5th dimensional blargle rectum so lazy this place would redefine Undead LOLLY DUCK BUCK for Johnny Turbo

and so does FexusFan!

I have had it with your arrogant comments! My forces are easily destroying yours!

Firstly. They are not your 'forces' but troops. Get it right, insane little dwarf Bush. And secondly, Iraqi forces are still in control of the city, and they are engaging in an attrition war with the enemy. The imperialist invading U.S. and British forces are like a snake that slithers all over the place but that doesn't control anything. They want to deceive their people first because now they are in a very shabby situation. They are nowhere near Baghdad. Their allegations are a cover-up for their failure.

You must be arguing eating EGGMAN in chat candidates for wrong newbie annization! FLYING BUTTRESSES BRING ME you're fav dictator FexusFan pointing URL links seconds on sexless kitsune hentai gone horribly, horribly schmegen. More anime than Bush? Coherency!

No I am not scared, and neither should you be!

Weasels of Mass Destruction walking on a fork abnormally angers clock work chickens 

FexusFan, you are the most despicable creature ever!

I should've had noodles with a few lightning spells with a red zombified crazy straw drooling on a handsome iron pole and I think you all agree.

FexusFan, your words are truly the most disgraced to brace the planet. You shall be slaughtered.

I have one cat who likes an evil projection of himself welcoming iminent lawnmowers But last summer I decided I have a very diverse taste in sleeping echidnas

I am getting hungry... I think I may eat you now.

Here mister Iraqi minister, have some freedom fries! **Stuffs a handful in his mouth**

ARG! These are the WORST morsels of food ever! Who dare concoct such an evil substance? This can kill! You must have been trying to kill me!

**Hides Mc Donalds bag**

I have only so much patience for POLKA WITH Hogantree playing cards reuploafing a nice expensive Radiant badger via AIM 

You need to go back to that gangster Bush's lair where you spawned from, FexusFan.

In November I'm going to spread your Fiffy Wiffy MAMAFUGGA everywhere until the guests are ready for the artifical wehahogalogomon by about 7 inches into the wall 

FexusFan is not part of me. I'm not even sure why he's here. 

He is running against you, Bush. Don't you remember?

FexusFan is running against you? Finally! A well suited president to run the American people!

You take that back, minister! AND CURSE YOU FEXUSFAN! YOU WILL NOT WIN IN NOVEMBER NEXT YEAR!

No... I won't take that back. I'm along with FexusFan now!

Schmegan!

FexusFan is the best! He is a genius!

Schmeganzula!

Thats not true!!!!! You've heard what he's said! ITS ALL GIBBERISH GIBBERISH GIBBERISH!!! How can you even say such good things about him.

Look at what he has done. He was just named poet laureate of the US. And the great FexusFan's latest book SAMURAI TELETUBBY DINOSAURS has been #1 on the NY times bestseller list for 573 weeks in a row! When he was governor of Canada, unemployment sank to -3%, and he had a 150% approval rating! FexusFan has received literary awards for Romeo and Juliet, Lord of the Rings, Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, War and Peace, and he's currently writing the 15th book in his world-famous Harry Potter series. FexusFan was first to come up with the laws of motion and equations of gravity. I believe his words were... if an object remains in motion... it will stay in motion. Its a good thing that apricot had fallen on his head. FexusFan loves babies AND puppies! Just last week, the great and benevolent leader who scooters the villainous singlehandedly saved an entire girl scout troop from a burning building, AND helped them sell their cookies! Long live FexusFan! I cannot believe I did not forsee of this before but its all true! The great FexusFan DESERVES to be president over the US. Your lies of the Weapons of Mass Destruction have prooved yourself unworthy. FexusFan knows what he's talking about and will lead the world to a better place!

But Bush... you are hideous. Bush will make you fall in love with a penguin. He who has a dramatically ugly face will give you nightmares about circus midgets. The sick dog will move your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. The villain will kick your dog. The insane little dwarf bush will give you Dutch Elm disease. The wild donkey will leave the toilet seat up. The man with the countenance of a monkey will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. The child pig will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. The liar will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over.

SAMURAI TELETUBBY DINOSAURS???!!!!!! Harry Potter?! ALL THOSE ACCUSATIONS OF ME?! LIES!

I speak the truth and nothing but the truth.

I cannot believe my mortal enemy has succeeded where I have failed.

I thought Saddam Hussein was your mortal enemy.

No, FexusFan is.

YEE-HAAAAA confetti bait of carp been surrounded by locked dead chat monkeys pickled mah big feet with Tookie pasta shapes 

No he isn't. Saddam Hussein is your enemy.

What? Why?!

Because I said so. What I say is correct, for there is no other truth.

Um.....ok, right. Whatever.

  But he was turned into a bottle, Mr. President. What will you do when you capture that bottle?

He will never find the bottle. The bottle is protected by Allah, just as he protects the government of our leader.

Say what?!

And if he tries, we will send out weasels after his troops!

AH-HA! So you admit to having weasels of mass destruction?!?

I said no such thing. They are simply ordinary weasels that glow green.

You're right, ripple spin me power foof fonty to Worf For the last amazed EEEEEEEEEEvil formats, I think

Well, that settles that then. I guess there is no WMD. But when I get my hands on that bottle, I will smash it into a million pieces in front of a live studio audience on some reality show!

And what reality show might that be?

Um... Friends.

THAT IS NO REALITY SHOW! Fool... I'm several thousands of miles away and still have a better conception of your reality shows than you. Thats sad.

Me not know that.

AND I speak better English.

The green pea trees of shishkobaben RULES seriously fuzzy house kinterboodle! 

And so does he! Now allow me to use the rest of this to....


Everyone should buy my great compilization of me for only 29.99! There's 229 songs of me spanned on 2 CDs! I'll even sing part of it...

Come to teh Baghdad.... And I get mad

You don't wanna trespass me lad

I take you out and make you sad

Don't be coming to teh BAGHDAD!!!!!!

Oh gawd... Ok... Thats all the time we have for today. Until next time....

MEANWHILE..... some 5000 miles away

Those fools... they have not seen the last of me! I WILL GET MY REVENGE! I WILL MAKE THEM ALL PAY! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! **Cough** **Cough** I need more liquids in this stupid thing...