Sailor Otaku pokes Cooki
Pach (9:22 pm): Jemima sounds funky
Cookirini (9:22 pm): Yes? :)
THS (9:22 pm): Jemima Puddleduck
Sailor Otaku (9:23 pm): Have you seen them at all? oo
Deckman (9:23 pm): bless you
Pach (9:23 pm): jolly
Cookirini (9:23 pm): What?
Pach (9:23 pm): We need three more
Sailor Otaku (9:23 pm): My glaaasseessss. ><
Cookirini (9:23 pm): .......Nope.
Pach (9:23 pm): Deck, willy ou join our band?
Cookirini (9:23 pm): Sorry :)
Chibikoma (9:23 pm): But Cooki!
Sailor Otaku (9:23 pm): Maaah. Megane wa doko ni? ><
Deckman (9:23 pm): No
AmyFan01 (9:23 pm): Hi Mr. Deckman
AmyFan01 bows
Cookirini (9:23 pm): Yes? o.o
Chibikoma (9:24 pm): Didn't you take her- Gaah! *pushed away*
Deckman (9:24 pm): Do you have any idea what you're saying @ SS
Sailor Otaku (9:24 pm): Yep, I do.
Cookirini (9:24 pm): Absolutely not o.O
THS (9:24 pm): test
Cookirini (9:24 pm): I would not do such a ting! :)
Cookirini (9:24 pm): Neeever ever 0:3
Deckman (9:24 pm): 0:3?
Deckman (9:25 pm): Is that supposed to be the score?
Sailor Otaku squints @ Cooki's halo
Sailor Otaku (9:25 pm): Hey, this is a fluorescent light tube!
Pach (9:25 pm): o.o
THS (9:25 pm): lol @ that Vista video
Cookirini (9:25 pm): o_o
Cookirini (9:25 pm): So?
Cookirini (9:25 pm): It is a HOLY one!
Tachikoma (9:26 pm): Yes, it does have a hole in it. *taps it*
Deckman (9:26 pm): POPEMAN
Sailor Otaku (9:26 pm): Ah nuts, I gotta go.
Deckman throws Jesusdisks at Cooki
Sailor Otaku pulls out spare set of glasses and vanishes
THS (9:26 pm): DEAR AUNT, LET'S SET SO DOUBLE THE KILLER DELETE SELECT ALL
Sailor Otaku has left at 9:26 pm
Super Shadic 01 has entered at 9:27 pm
Pach (9:27 pm): lol indeed
AmyFan01 (9:27 pm): Hi
AmyFan01 bows.
Super Shadic 01 (9:27 pm): Whoa, the chatroom's bigger.
AmyFan01 (9:27 pm): im going swimming, ill be back later
Cookirini (9:27 pm): Mweheheh
AmyFan01 has left at 9:28 pm
Cookirini takes out Otaku's glasses and puts them on
Cookirini (9:28 pm): I am the spitting image of her
Cookirini (9:28 pm): Hmm....
Chibikoma (9:28 pm): See! You DID take her glasses!
Cookirini (9:28 pm): Yes I did ^-^
Pach (9:29 pm): EVIL
Cookirini (9:29 pm): Its payback for going into the back room!
Chibikoma (9:29 pm): Hmm...
Cookirini (9:29 pm): So yeah
Pach apprehends Cooki and places her in jail
Chibikoma (9:29 pm): I think she was more of a mint green.
Cookirini (9:29 pm): Like this?
Pach (9:29 pm): no
Cookirini (9:29 pm): HEY!
Chibikoma (9:29 pm): A little bit lighter.
Chibikoma (9:29 pm): There!
Cookirini (9:29 pm): *escapes*
Chibikoma (9:29 pm): perfect.
Pach (9:29 pm): >:O
Pach (9:29 pm): Fiddlesticks
Chibikoma (9:30 pm): ^^^
THS (9:30 pm): TIA DALMA
SX (In a beautiful dress) (9:30 pm): <_> @ Tachikoma and Chibikoma
SX (In a beautiful dress) (9:30 pm): I don't know which one to pounce.
Pach (9:30 pm): I'll prove your guilt and see you placed in jail! *points*
Tachikoma (9:30 pm): *grabs Chibikoma, tosses it at SX!*
Tachikoma (9:31 pm): *flee*
THS (9:31 pm): Whoo
Cookirini (9:31 pm): I'd like to see you try!
THS (9:31 pm): My burps taste of rum
THS (9:31 pm): This is good :)
Pach (9:31 pm): Alrighty then...
Pach slams his hands on the desk, and then points towards Cooki
Pach (9:32 pm): You are guilty of taking Sailor Otaku's glasses through your own admittence!
Pach (9:32 pm): Chibikoma (9:28 pm): See! You DID take her glasses!
Cookirini (9:28 pm): Yes I did ^-^
Pach (9:32 pm): Therefore, you are GUILTY!
Pach (9:32 pm): Case closed.
THS (9:32 pm): Good work, Pach!
THS (9:32 pm): Now we just need to find Gumshoe's Scotsman Beating Stick.
Cookirini (9:32 pm): Can you prove HOW?
Cookirini (9:33 pm): How do you know Otaku didn't just give them to me and then forget she gave them to me?
Blaze has entered at 9:33 pm
THS (9:33 pm): In fact I'm gonna watch that again
Pach (9:33 pm): Quickest case ever.
Blaze (9:33 pm): Hey.
Cookirini (9:33 pm): '...I just rebuted you
Deckman (9:33 pm): I LOVE LEMON PARTY
Pach (9:34 pm): If you could prove to me how it could be possible for her to simply give you the glasses, then forget it, I'd like to see it.
Cookirini (9:34 pm): When she transformed into "Justice", the threw the glassess off her face to transform
Pach (9:34 pm): At any rate...
THS (9:34 pm): I don't know! I'm just a man!
Cookirini (9:34 pm): And I just happened to catch them!
Blaze (9:34 pm): Lemon Demon
Blaze (9:34 pm): AFI
Blaze (9:34 pm): Tool
Pach (9:34 pm): She distinctly lied to the knowledge of having the glasses earlier when Sailor Otaku asked you about them!
Cookirini (9:35 pm): Besides, it was an act of self-defnese!
Cookirini (9:35 pm): She was trying to kill me!
Pach (9:35 pm): Sailor Otaku (9:23 pm): Have you seen them at all? oo
Deckman (9:23 pm): bless you
Pach (9:23 pm): jolly
Cookirini (9:23 pm): What?
Pach (9:23 pm): We need three more
Sailor Otaku (9:23 pm): My glaaasseessss. ><
Cookirini (9:23 pm): .......Nope.
Pach (9:23 pm): Deck, willy ou join our band?
Cookirini (9:23 pm): Sorry     
Cookirini (9:35 pm): Chibi can attest to that
Blaze (9:35 pm): The World Inferno Freindship Society
Pach (9:35 pm): Explain and prove to the court how she was tyring to kill you!
Blaze (9:35 pm): The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Deckman (9:35 pm): I said I love Lemon Party, not Lemon Demon
James Crownfur has entered at 9:36 pm
Blaze (9:36 pm): The Beatles
Blaze (9:36 pm): Guns N' Roses
Cookirini (9:36 pm): Otaku found me in the back room, got mad, tried to kill me, but instead she set the closet on fire
Blaze (9:36 pm): Aerosmith
Cookirini (9:36 pm): Ask Chibikoma!
Deckman (9:36 pm): Why are you listing random rock groups
Tachikoma (9:36 pm): Yowdy JC
THS (9:36 pm): WHAT!?
Tachikoma (9:36 pm): Well, my bandwidth is finally open, so I can RP later tonight
THS (9:37 pm): A machine that's not pink...!?
Pach (9:37 pm): Chibikoma appears to be speechless...
Pach (9:37 pm): Hiding the crime just as well as you!
Cookirini (9:37 pm): CHIBI! ;_;
Pach (9:37 pm): Chibikoma is not a reliable witness
Pach (9:37 pm): Instead
Cookirini (9:38 pm): Testify in my defense!
Pach points
Pach (9:38 pm): He is an accomplice to your crime!!
James Crownfur (9:38 pm): Pach...don't make me shot you. o.o
James Crownfur (9:38 pm): **shoot
Blaze (9:38 pm): Bands are cool.
Pach (9:38 pm): Chibikoma (9:28 pm): See! You DID take her glasses!
Cookirini (9:28 pm): Yes I did ^-^
Pach (9:38 pm): Going back to this...
Pach (9:38 pm): Chibikoma was knowledgable about the crime, because he assisted you in it!
Deckman (9:38 pm): I think we can solve this case just by asking ourselves, WWWD?
Deckman (9:39 pm): What would Wesu do?
Pach (9:39 pm): Bugger off, James
Pach (9:39 pm): Hmm
Pach (9:39 pm): Wesu would make a complaint saying he doesn't care about roleplaying and all furries should be culled then elave
Pach (9:39 pm): *leave
James Crownfur (9:39 pm): Pach. Nobody tell me to do anything...unless it's Acrio...because he's cute.
Deckman (9:39 pm): Exactly!
Deckman (9:39 pm): Case dismissed
Pach (9:40 pm): So what makes you expect me to do anything you tell me to?
Cookirini (9:40 pm): Thank you, Deckman :D
Pach (9:40 pm): At any rate
Deckman (9:40 pm): well well well @ Cooki's profile
Pach (9:40 pm): Wesu's own opinion is null and void in this court!
Deckman (9:40 pm): "Gender: male"
Deckman (9:40 pm): when were you going to tell us this
James Crownfur (9:41 pm): This isn't a court...
Cookirini is a girl....?
Pach (9:41 pm): He is no longer here amongst us, and as such, his own activities no longer have any bearing on the court
THS (9:41 pm): what about my opinion
Chibikoma rolls back into the room again
Pach (9:41 pm): Cooki is still guilty!
Pach slams his hand on the desk
Cookirini (9:41 pm): Oh, my profile? I've never used it
Cookirini (9:41 pm): NEVER!
Pach (9:41 pm): ...you may give your own opinion, THS.
Cookirini (9:41 pm): YOU are guilty, sir....
Chibikoma (9:41 pm): What is going on? oOo
Cookirini (9:41 pm): Guilty of breaking an important law of the MoFo!
Pach (9:42 pm): But it may or may not have any bearing on the court depending on how helpful it is to me.
Cookirini (9:42 pm): Chibi! Did Otaku not attack me?
Pach (9:42 pm): Urgh! I am?!
Cookirini (9:42 pm): Yes you ARE!
Pach slams his hands on the desk
Chibikoma (9:42 pm): Yes, she did. oOo
Pach (9:42 pm): HOLD IT!
Pach (9:42 pm): What am I guilty of?!
Pach (9:42 pm): OBJECTION!
Cookirini (9:43 pm): You are guilty of appointing yourself judge of a criminal court when LCEARLY, only an admin has the right to try a forumer for crimes!
Pach (9:43 pm): As I said before, Chibikoma's statement is irrelevant
James Crownfur (9:43 pm): Cooki is right...
Cookirini (9:43 pm): Are you an admin?
Cookirini (9:43 pm): I THINK NOT
Pach (9:43 pm): Considering he is an accomplice. You need decisive evidence!
Pach (9:43 pm): OBJECTION!
Pach taps his temple twice, then looks up, evily.
Chibikoma (9:43 pm): An accomplice? oOo
Cookirini (9:43 pm): Hence, in charging me with a crime, you yoursdelf are GUILTY of impersonating an admin and you deserve.....
Chibikoma (9:43 pm): To what?
Pach (9:43 pm): Poor, mistaken Cooki.
Cookirini (9:43 pm): A BAN!
Pach (9:43 pm): I have no tried to be a judge at all.
Pach (9:44 pm): *not
Pach (9:44 pm): What, I have been doing instead, is my job.
Cookirini (9:44 pm): Then why did you call this a "court"?
Pach (9:44 pm): A PROSECUTOR!
Cookirini (9:44 pm): Then why are you pronouncing a verdict on me without consulting a jury?!
Cookirini (9:44 pm): That seems AWFULLY suspect
Pach (9:44 pm): Ah, I'll admit.
Tachikoma (9:44 pm): I think we just need some milk and cookies.
James Crownfur (9:44 pm): Cooki is right again...
Pach (9:45 pm): I got carried away with myself and ahead of myself.
Chibikoma (9:45 pm): I agree! oOo
James Crownfur (9:45 pm): Tachi is right!
James Crownfur (9:45 pm): But...
James Crownfur (9:45 pm): I already ate all the cookies. >>
Pach (9:45 pm): I pronounce you guilty of the crimes you have comitted, but it does not mean that I have the power to do so.
James Crownfur (9:45 pm): And milk... <<
Chibikoma (9:45 pm): Hmmm...
Tachikoma (9:45 pm): And soy milk for the lactose-intolera-you WHAT?!
Pach (9:45 pm): Rather, I am merely expressing my opinion of your guilt before our own judge.
THS (9:45 pm): The judge is currently absent.
Chibikoma melts into the ball of something again
Pach (9:45 pm): ACRIO
THS (9:45 pm): That said.
Arikyrenne has entered at 9:45 pm
Pach (9:45 pm): He has merely gone to get some caviar lunches
THS (9:45 pm): I have been said to be OTB before. 8O
Arikyrenne hello^^
Tachikoma (9:46 pm): Was there a judge in the first place?
Chibikoma Forms Milk, Cookies, and Soy Milk for the Lactose Intolerant.
Cookirini (9:46 pm): Pack styled himself as the judge!
THS (9:46 pm): OTB is the MF Judge
Tachikoma (9:46 pm): Yowdy Ari, I got my bandwidth back!
Chibikoma then forms back into Chibikoma
Pach (9:46 pm): Cookirini (9:44 pm): Then why are you pronouncing a verdict on me without consulting a jury?!
Cookirini (9:46 pm): Pach (4:45 pm): I pronounce you guilty of the crimes you have comitted
Pach (9:46 pm): Foolish, Cooki.
Arikyrenne cool^^@Tachi
Pach (9:46 pm): There is NO jury!
James Crownfur (9:46 pm): Yes there is, Pach...
Pach (9:46 pm): The judge decides on the verdict of the defendant!
Deckman has left at 9:46 pm
Cookirini (9:46 pm): Because you have taken it upon yourself to be the judge and jury, Pach!
James Crownfur (9:46 pm): But I got hungry you see....
Pach (9:47 pm): No, there isn't, James.
THS (9:47 pm): <3 @ the Credits music to GS3
Chibikoma (9:47 pm): greetings Ari-san! ^^^
Cookirini (9:47 pm): You are a usurper!
THS (9:47 pm): OBJECTION!
Pach (9:47 pm): Tsk tsk tsk, Cooki
THS (9:47 pm): There's a snake in my boot!
Pach (9:47 pm): You are sadly mistaken.
Tachikoma (9:47 pm): Depends on the legal system. Some legal systems have juries, others do not.
Cookirini (9:47 pm): Not only that,a TERRORIST who uses false tactics to get confessions to fill your quota!
THS (9:47 pm): HOLY CRAP Pach is von Karma o_o
Pach (9:47 pm): It is my duty as a prosecutor to make it clear to the court, and specifically the judge, Acrio, that you are guilty.
Mew has entered at 9:48 pm
Pach (9:48 pm): Clearly, my wording would lead to such a thing.
Pach (9:48 pm): False tactics?
Pach (9:48 pm): Pah!
Mew (9:48 pm): mew^^
Pach (9:48 pm): I would like to see evidence of such tactics.
Cookirini (9:48 pm): As opposed to trying to learn the TRUTH and providing a FAIR trial?
Pach (9:48 pm): THS (9:47 pm): HOLY CRAP Pach is von Karma o_o
lmao
Cookirini (9:48 pm): Pach (4:45 pm): I pronounce you guilty of the crimes you have comitted,
Tachikoma (9:48 pm): XD ^^^ Hihi Mew!
Chibikoma (9:48 pm): Greetins, mew-san!
Pach (9:48 pm): It is not in the interests of the prosecutor to make a fair trial.
Mew floats around, looking curiously at both Tachi and Chibikoma o.o
Tachikoma finds Mew's presence to be quite amusing in the midst of these legal proceedings.
Pach (9:48 pm): Rather, you should have hired a defense attorney
THS (9:48 pm): I need to learn the art of MegaFingerClicking
Pach (9:49 pm): It was in your mistake not to, and instead you took upon the position yourself.
Cookirini (9:49 pm): Pach (4:40 pm): So what makes you expect me to do anything you tell me to?
Cookirini (4:40 pm): Thank you, Deckman :D
Pach (4:40 pm): At any rate
Deckman (4:40 pm): well well well @ Cooki's profile
Pach (4:40 pm): Wesu's own opinion is null and void in this court!
Chibikoma Finds These Legal Procedings to be amusing in the midst of a Mew
Cookirini (9:49 pm): Because you said it, it is automatically null and void?
Pach (9:49 pm): That is inconsequential evidence, Cooki.
Cookirini (9:49 pm): That is a abuse of your powers!
Pach (9:49 pm): No no, not because I deem it.
Mew is oblivious to what is going on
Mew (9:49 pm): mew^^;
Cookirini (9:49 pm): And how, Pach, do you get to make that decision?
Cookirini (9:50 pm): You're not the judge!
Pach (9:50 pm): It is through the unspoken laws of this court that Wes' opinion matters to nothing, because he is no longer here!
Cookirini (9:50 pm): That is heresay!
Pach slams his hand on the desk
Pach (9:50 pm): Acrio is ultimately the decider of your guilt or innocence.
Pach (9:51 pm): I, am merely pointing out your crime and guilt that led you to stealing Sailor Otaku's glasses!
James Crownfur pets Acrio...
THS (9:51 pm): AH i'm still confused in the usage of Wes >>
Pach (9:51 pm): Let us not get side tracked by a pathetic attempt at making me seem like the guilty party, Miss Cooki.
Tachikoma (9:51 pm): Wes = Sailor Otaku, IIRC
Tachikoma (9:51 pm): But wait...
Cookirini (9:51 pm): A HA!
Hot Sexual Water (9:51 pm): no, that's silvershadow
Cookirini (9:52 pm): Then We's opinions DO count!
Pach glares evily.
Chibikoma (9:52 pm): I thought it was Super Shadic. oOo
Pach (9:52 pm): As our own database has pointed out, Sailor Otaku was Silvershadow, not Wes.
Tsui has entered at 9:52 pm
Mew goes over and sits on Chibikoma's head^^
Hot Sexual Water (9:52 pm): 8O
Cookirini (9:52 pm): Very well
Pach (9:52 pm): And, as HSW can attest to, our own Wesu has not been here in a long time.
Arikyrenne hello@Tsui
Super Shadic 01 (9:52 pm): Wait...what?
Hot Sexual Water (9:52 pm): indeed
Pach (9:52 pm): Thus, his opinions no longer matter.
Cookirini (9:52 pm): But Wes's opinion is still quite valuable
Tachikoma (9:53 pm): Yes, for a moment I got confused
Pach (9:53 pm): Wes's opinion is not valuable because he is not here to give it!
Tsui (9:53 pm): Manfred's objection voice was disappointing, compared to the JP objection clip I have.
Pach (9:53 pm): Wes hasn't GIVEN an opinion!
Cookirini (9:53 pm): So you're saying that if Jesus came down and told you I was innocent, it wouldn't matter because he hasn't been around for a long time?
Pach (9:53 pm): Rather, it was my perspective on Wesu's opinion would be.
Pach (9:53 pm): Jesus is not our court's judge.
Hot Sexual Water (9:54 pm): y'all n*ggas' logic is metrosexual
Pach (9:54 pm): At any rate
Tsui (9:54 pm): Now I want the generator to do Payne's.
Cookirini (9:54 pm): No, bu WWJD? is similar to WWWD?
Hot Sexual Water (9:54 pm): lol @ payne
Cookirini (9:54 pm): So you're saying Jesus doesn't matter
Pach (9:54 pm): Without decisive evidence to prove your innocence, we can only be led to see you're guilty!
Cookirini (9:54 pm): I am innocent!
Pach (9:54 pm): Jesus does not matter in this particular trial, no.
Chibikoma (9:54 pm): OBJECTION!
Cookirini (9:54 pm): Otaku attacked me!
Pach (9:54 pm): Prove your innocence!
Pach (9:54 pm): PROVE IT!
Blaze (9:55 pm): Huh?
Cookirini pulls out Chewbacca
Tachikoma (9:55 pm): Order in the court.
Arikyrenne (9:55 pm): o.o
Cookirini (9:55 pm): o.o
Pach (9:55 pm): That is illegimate evidence with no bearing on the court.
Chibikoma (9:55 pm): If you look at the recordings from my optical sesors, it will prove BEYOND A SHADOW OF A Dou- oOo
Pach (9:55 pm): Silly, Tachikoma, you're not the judge. }:O
Chibikoma (9:55 pm): *orders*
Pach (9:56 pm): You're optical sensors are questionable evidence!
Cookirini (9:56 pm): Are you saying that Chibi is a liar?
Chibikoma (9:56 pm): OBJECTION!
Cookirini (9:56 pm): And inthat extent, her creators are liars?
Pach (9:56 pm): Your recordings cannot be submitted as evidence because you are also suspected of guilt...
Cookirini (9:56 pm): Then you're saying the admins are liars!
Pach (9:56 pm): ...or being Cooki's collaborator in the crime!
Blaze (9:56 pm): AMV's are awesome.
Pach (9:56 pm): *of
Pach (9:57 pm): No, no, I accuse not of Chibikoma's creators as being guilty.
Hot Sexual Water (9:57 pm): =( @ amvs
James Crownfur has left at 9:57 pm
Tachikoma (9:57 pm): I may not be the judge, but seeing as how Acrio is clearly not available, either we should not be holding this trial without him, or a substitute judge should be put into place to ensure a fair trial.
Chibikoma (9:57 pm): The data from my optical sensors goes directly to a database! There is no way it could have been changed or altered!
Pach (9:57 pm): Solely Chibikoma himself!
Pach (9:57 pm): I suspect Chibikoma tampered with his recordings!
Chibikoma (9:57 pm): And I'm not an Admin. oOo
Hot Sexual Water (9:57 pm): i can replace aciro but i give no garuntees
Chibikoma (9:57 pm): OBJECTION!
Pach (9:57 pm): I would agree to that, Tachikoma
Cookirini (9:58 pm): Now the prosecutor is grasping at straws!
Chibikoma (9:58 pm): I have already statd that it is impossible for me to have tampered with the recordings.
Chibikoma (9:58 pm): *stated
Pach (9:58 pm): However, seeing as you're actually an alt along with Chibikoma of the same person, it is impossible to do so.
Pach (9:58 pm): Prove this, Chibikoma.
Pach (9:58 pm): How could you have not?
Pach (9:58 pm): And Cooki, you claim I am grasping at straws...
Chibikoma (9:58 pm): I already explained!
Chibikoma (9:58 pm): Look a few lines up!
Cookirini points to the straws on Pach's desk
Cookirini (9:58 pm): YOU ARE!!!
Pach (9:59 pm): ...yet you yourself are clawing for any opportunity to prove your innocence.
Pach (9:59 pm): I agree to HSW being the judge
SX (In a beautiful dress) (9:59 pm): hsw mispelled something holy sh*t
Pach (9:59 pm): All those in favour?
Hot Sexual Water (9:59 pm): what the f**k are you talking about i make a typo 0.7 timea per line
Arikyrenne (9:59 pm): (wow@all of this XD )
THS (10:00 pm): ACRIO IS AN ANAGRAM OF CAIRO
THS (10:00 pm): THEREFORE ACRIO IS FROM EGYPT
THS (10:00 pm): 8OOOOOOOO
Chibikoma (10:00 pm): 0.8, now. oOo
Pach (10:00 pm): o.o
SX (In a beautiful dress) (10:00 pm): o.o
Pach (10:00 pm): THS, did you spend all that time in silence working that out?
Tachikoma (10:00 pm): *votes for HSW what the heck*
Arikyrenne (10:00 pm): o.o
THS (10:00 pm): No,.
Pach (10:00 pm): I'm so proud of you.
Pach (10:00 pm): ANYWAY
Hot Sexual Water slams fist on pach's desk, making the straws jump
SX (In a beautiful dress) (10:00 pm): timea - And was it a typo or a common mispelling of the word?
Chibikoma (10:00 pm): Hihi, SX! ^^^
Cookirini (10:00 pm): Thats not HSW
Hot Sexual Water points at chibi
THS (10:00 pm): I spent some of it being terribly shocked by something I just discovered about GS2/3
Hot Sexual Water (10:00 pm): DO NOT DEFY ME!
Pach (10:00 pm): 2 out of 3 votes entitles HSW to being the judge.
Pach (10:00 pm): And so it is.
Tsui (10:00 pm): http://objection.4camp.net/go.php?n=505969
Cookirini (10:00 pm): That's someone else completely!
Hot Sexual Water (10:00 pm): MY ANSWER IS 100% CORRECT
SX (In a beautiful dress) (10:00 pm): You typo a lot but you mispell very rarely because you're smart or something
SX (In a beautiful dress) (10:00 pm): Hiya!
Pach (10:00 pm): Ugh!
Hot Sexual Water (10:01 pm): DO NOT DARE QUESTION MY STATISTICS
Jamie Crownfur has entered at 10:01 pm
Chibikoma (10:01 pm): Yes, sir!
Hot Sexual Water bubbles
Cookirini (10:01 pm): "Sonic Boom" is not HSW!
Pach (10:01 pm): What a bold claim, Cooki
Tachikoma (10:01 pm): I will head out now
Arikyrenne (10:01 pm): hello@JC
Arikyrenne (10:01 pm): cya@Tachi
Pach (10:01 pm): Prove that HSW is not hSW!
Pach (10:01 pm): *HSW
Cookirini (10:01 pm): Since when was HSW female?
Cookirini (10:01 pm): ....Go to her profile!
Pach (10:02 pm): Since his birth.
Pach (10:02 pm): Now then
Pach (10:02 pm): I believe we have wasted enough time of this court session.
Hot Sexual Water (10:02 pm): ignoring the fact that i AM female for a few moments... *presents this link as evidence*
Hot Sexual Water (10:02 pm): http://mf.lighthead.net/chat/profile.php?userid=40
Tachikoma (10:02 pm): See you folks later
Tachikoma has left at 10:02 pm
Hot Sexual Water (10:02 pm): it speaks for itself
Pach (10:02 pm): As the trial stands, the defendant, Cooki, has been accused guilty of stealing Sailor Otaku's glasses, and was aided by her accomplice, Chibikoma.
Cookirini (10:03 pm): I just said I never use my profile! xX
Chibikoma (10:03 pm): OBJECTION!
riddick t hedgehog has entered at 10:03 pm
Cookirini (10:03 pm): OBJECTION TO THAT!
Arikyrenne (10:03 pm): hello@riddick
Pach (10:03 pm): Despite the defendant's, Cooki, many attempts at trying to prove her innocence...
Cookirini (10:03 pm): YOU'RE NOT THE JUDGE
Chibikoma (10:03 pm): I agree with Cooki!
Pach (10:03 pm): ...she has failed to bring about descernible evidence which would prove it.
riddick t hedgehog (10:03 pm): hey guys
Chibikoma (10:03 pm): HSW is!
Pach (10:03 pm): I haven't claimed to be the judge.
Cookirini (10:03 pm): I will not be tried by some vigilante!
Pach (10:04 pm): I'm merely summing up what this trial has revealed, in order to allow the judge, HSW, to make her verdict!
Cookirini walks out
Chibikoma (10:04 pm): And I never said that she didn't steal the glasses. oOo
Pach slams his hands on the desk
THS (10:04 pm): A judge regularly delegates case recap to the Prosecution!
Pach (10:04 pm): I'M THE BLOODY PROSECUTOR
riddick t hedgehog (10:04 pm): i´m on holiday at moment
Pach (10:04 pm): I do the recap!
Cookirini (10:04 pm): What about me?!
Pach (10:04 pm): You're the defendant!
Chibikoma (10:04 pm): I said that SHE HAD GOOD REASOTO DO SO! *flashes of light while saying so*
Cookirini (10:04 pm): Don't you care about my feelings?!
Pach (10:04 pm): You're accused of a crime!
Pach slams his hands on the desk
Chibikoma (10:05 pm): *Had a good reason to
THS (10:05 pm): What about Officer Hotpants the Bayliff?
THS (10:05 pm): Where's he got to?
Pach (10:05 pm): Your feelins are not consequential at the moment!
Pach (10:05 pm): *feelings
Cookirini (10:05 pm): Pach killed him
Pach (10:05 pm): All that remains of this trial
Pach (10:05 pm): Is HSW's verdict.
riddick t hedgehog doesn´t know what going on
Pach (10:05 pm): HSW.
Chibikoma (10:05 pm): OBJECTION!
Cookirini (10:05 pm): See? That bloody straw on his desk?!
Chibikoma (10:05 pm): You never let me submit my evidence!
Pach (10:05 pm): Is Cooki innocent or guilty of the crime of Sailor Otaku's missing glasses?
Cookirini (10:05 pm): He sucked Hotpants' brains out of his skull!
Hot Sexual Water (10:05 pm): hmm
riddick t hedgehog has left at 10:06 pm
Cookirini (10:06 pm): Yeah! Chibikoma never got to submit his evidence!
Pach (10:06 pm): Chibikoma, your evidence was not submitted to the court before the trial began, thus it is iinconsequential.
Hot Sexual Water (10:06 pm): i think i'll hear chibi's "evidence" first. proceed
MiStA BuBoNiC has left at 10:06 pm
Pach stands back, shocked.
Chibikoma (10:06 pm): Thank you, judge.
Pach (10:06 pm): What?!
THS (10:06 pm): NANI
Cookies The rabbit has left at 10:06 pm
Hot Sexual Water (10:06 pm): be calm, karma junior
THS (10:06 pm): i love that word
Chibikoma inserts a tape into the TV
riddick t hedgehog has entered at 10:06 pm
Cookirini (10:06 pm): ...Que?
Pach (10:06 pm): (I would have done that but looked like a sad git @ THS)
Arikyrenne (10:07 pm): weba
Hot Sexual Water (10:07 pm): sailor otaku: NANI BAKA
Pach (10:07 pm): ...yes, your honor.
THS (10:07 pm): :( @ Pach
Hot Sexual Water (10:07 pm): very good
THS (10:07 pm): ARE YOU CALLING ME A SAD GIT
Pach bows with his hand across his chest
Pach (10:07 pm): (No THS, because you're not an avid anime fan)
THS (10:07 pm): Oh.
THS (10:07 pm): Yes that is true.
Hot Sexual Water (10:07 pm): *bangs gavel*
Chibikoma (10:07 pm): Now, as I returned to the back room, Sailor Otaku had just turned into a form she called "justice"
Hot Sexual Water (10:08 pm): the random man will refrain from harassing the prosecution!
elevator man!!!1 has left at 10:08 pm
Pach nods at the judge, HSW
Cookirini (10:08 pm): ONLY I MAY HARASS THE PROSECUTOR
THS (10:08 pm): MAAAARCOOOOOOOO
Pach slams his hand on the desk
Pach (10:08 pm): OBJECTION!
Hot Sexual Water (10:08 pm): *rubs head*
Pach (10:08 pm): The defendant is not allowed to harass the prosecutor!
riddick t hedgehog has left at 10:08 pm
Pach (10:08 pm): But...
Chibikoma (10:09 pm): ...
THS (10:09 pm): Defendant, I will not allow you to badger my lawyers!
THS (10:09 pm): Even if Pach isn't, strictly speaking, mine.
Pach (10:09 pm): ...I shall calm down, and relax. Let us see Chibikoma's evidence.
THS (10:09 pm): But he will be. o.-
Pach (10:09 pm): :O
Chibikoma (10:09 pm): *video shows Justice Charging the Gamma Ray attack*
Cookirini has left at 10:09 pm
Cookirini has entered at 10:09 pm
Pach (10:09 pm): HOLD IT!
Arikyrenne (10:10 pm): weba
Chibikoma (10:10 pm): *pauses tape*
Pach (10:10 pm): Could you explain this, please?
Cookirini (10:10 pm): Hmm?
Hot Sexual Water (10:10 pm): >_>
Cookirini (10:10 pm): Explain what?
Pach (10:10 pm): How is this relative to Sailor Otaku's missing glasses?
Cookirini doesn't know what just happened
Hot Sexual Water (10:10 pm): *is playing GS1 in his judge seat*
Chibikoma (10:10 pm): I was getting to that...
Pach (10:10 pm): (pressing ftw)
Pach (10:10 pm): Ah, please continue.
THS (10:11 pm): Evidence law dictates that all evidence must be relevant to the case and/or approved by the police?
Chibikoma (10:11 pm): Now, as you can see, Sailor Otaku fired this weapon at Cookirini, who only just dodged it!
Chibikoma (10:11 pm): *Shows the Gamma ray blast firing at Cooki and Cooki Sidestepping*
Pach (10:11 pm): Hmm, yes, I see...
Chibikoma (10:12 pm): Then she attempted another attack on Cooki, but missed.
Chibikoma (10:12 pm): *Shows Justice doing the X Ray attack*
Chibikoma (10:13 pm): After this, Sailor Otaku ran out of power, reverted to normal form and DROPPED HER GLASSES.
Pach (10:13 pm): ...could we please move on to the parts of relevance?
Chibikoma (10:13 pm): *Video Confirms this*
Pach (10:13 pm): Ah, yes, continue.
Jamie Crownfur has left at 10:13 pm
Hot Sexual Water (10:14 pm): ...well.
Chibikoma (10:14 pm): Cooki picked up the glasses and was about to hand them to her, but ina random fit of Short term memory loss, completely Forgot!
Pach (10:14 pm): OBJECTION!
Chibikoma (10:14 pm): This is probably due to the earlier attacks on her BY SAILOR OTAKU HERSELF!
Pach points at Chibikoma
Cookirini suddenly looks confused
Pach (10:15 pm): I can't believe I did not see this until now.
Pach (10:15 pm): But this video does not have direct relevance to this case!
Pach (10:15 pm): The video does not have a time stamp!
Cookirini (10:15 pm): ....What the hell...
Cookirini (10:15 pm): ....Where am I.....?
Chibikoma (10:15 pm): What?! *rolls back a little*
Pach (10:15 pm): How can we possibly know if this is relevant to our precise case?
Cookirini looks in front of her, cross-eyed
Pach (10:15 pm): We cannot.
Chibikoma (10:15 pm): ...Yes it does. o.o
Cookirini (10:15 pm): ....And whose glasses are these?
Chibikoma (10:15 pm): Top left, fine print.
Cookirini takes off glasses, confused
Pach (10:16 pm): That is nothing more then pen on top of the television!
Cookirini (10:16 pm): Um.....did anyone lose glasses?!
Chibikoma (10:16 pm): You'll need a program that can magnify it.
Pach slams his hands on the desk
Pach (10:16 pm): This is futile evidence.
Cookirini (10:16 pm): I seem to have gotten these glasses somehow....
Chibikoma (10:16 pm): See!
Cookirini (10:16 pm): And....where am I?
THS (10:16 pm): From here it looks like the number "5800877351"
Pach (10:16 pm): Regardless of Cooki's memory loss.
Pach (10:17 pm): It changes nothing!
Cookirini (10:17 pm): No, seriously....where am I? o_O?
Super Shadic 01 has left at 10:17 pm
Pach (10:17 pm): Whatever the defendant's motive may have been, she had still stole the glasses!
Pach (10:17 pm): She is guilty of theft, and if nothing more...
Pach (10:17 pm): Your evidence only helps prove this!
Pach (10:17 pm): TAKE THAT!
Cookirini (10:17 pm): ...Woah what?!?
Boston has entered at 10:17 pm
Cookirini (10:17 pm): When did I take these glasses?!
Arikyrenne (10:18 pm): hello@Boston
Pach folds his arms over his chest, looking smug.
Boston (10:18 pm): uuuuunnng
Cookirini (10:18 pm): I don't remember even putting them on!
THS (10:18 pm): Guys
Pach (10:18 pm): Well, judge HSW?
Boston (10:18 pm): heyAri
THS (10:18 pm): Make it
THS (10:18 pm): um
THS (10:18 pm): Wednesday
THS (10:18 pm): :)
THS (10:18 pm): because then i still have a day for preperation
Hot Sexual Water (10:18 pm): hmm..
Cookirini (10:18 pm): ....Oh well
Cookirini walks out
Pach (10:18 pm): In light of this evidence, which help proves Cooki's guilty, what is your verdict?
Nuchtos (10:18 pm): Yay
Cookirini (10:18 pm): I'll just give these back to.....Sailor Otaku??
Pach (10:18 pm): DEFENDANT!
Cookirini leaves
Nuchtos (10:18 pm): I've lost a fiver
Chibikoma (10:18 pm): ...oOo
Chibikoma (10:19 pm): She left.
Pach (10:19 pm): You cannot leave the court before the trial is concluded!
THS (10:19 pm): That's funny, Nuch.
Hot Sexual Water (10:19 pm): BAILIFF!
THS (10:19 pm): I was in Cardiff earlier today.
THS (10:19 pm): And I found a fiver.
Pach (10:19 pm): If nothing more...
THS (10:19 pm): Officer Hotpants seems to be away today. =/ @ HSW
Cookirini (10:19 pm): (Pach ate him)
Hot Sexual Water (10:19 pm): =\|/
Pach (10:19 pm): Her faking amnesia and leaving the court is displaying her own guilt, at an attempt to escape!
Pach (10:19 pm): Well, judge HSW?
Pach (10:20 pm): Make your verdict now!
Cookirini dials a number
Pach (10:20 pm): Is Cooki innocent, or guilty?!
Nuchtos (10:20 pm): Except I lost it at Caerphilly Cheese Festival. ;D
Cookirini (10:20 pm): Um, yeah, directory?
Hot Sexual Water (10:20 pm): i suppose there really is nothing more to be said or done...
Nuchtos (10:20 pm): Unless I went on a ride and forgot about it
THS (10:20 pm): ...
THS (10:20 pm): PROVE IT
THS (10:20 pm): c.c
Nuchtos (10:20 pm): Which is the only way I can account for the missing cash.
Cookirini (10:20 pm): Can you give me the number of Sailor Otaku?
THS (10:20 pm): woah deja vu
Hot Sexual Water (10:20 pm): I find the defendant, Cookirini...
Pach (10:20 pm): (DDDDD: THS)
Nuchtos (10:20 pm): I have witnesses to back it up!
Hot Sexual Water (10:20 pm): GUILTY
Pach (10:20 pm): (One case at a time, lads)
THS (10:20 pm): (O_O @ Pach)
Chibikoma (10:20 pm): ...Urk.
Pach (10:21 pm): F*CK YEAH!
Pach does the headbang dance
Cookirini (10:21 pm): ....What do you mean she's catatonic?
THS (10:21 pm): Why are you pumping your fists in the air?
Tsui (10:21 pm): claps.
Chibikoma (10:21 pm): Everyone always told me I shouldn't have been a lawyer. >>>
Cookirini (10:21 pm): I have her glasses!
Pach (10:21 pm): And what shall Cooki's punishment for stealing Sailor Otaku's glasses be?
Hot Sexual Water (10:21 pm): the prosecution will refrain from being a chav!
Hot Sexual Water (10:21 pm): um
Cookirini (10:21 pm): .....I don't know how I got them!
Hot Sexual Water (10:21 pm): dunno
Pach (10:21 pm): A week's worth of community service?
Hot Sexual Water jumps off the judge seat place and leaves
Cookirini (10:22 pm): I woke up and they were on my face!
THS (10:22 pm): o.o
Pach (10:22 pm): GOD DAMN!
THS (10:22 pm): *pounces the judge seat*
Cookirini (10:22 pm): And I was standing up
Hot Sexual Water (10:22 pm): HOLD IT!
THS (10:22 pm): The guilty party...
Pach (10:22 pm): Cooki, this video which Chibikoma submitted proves your theft.
Hot Sexual Water (10:22 pm): the randoim man will refrain from seat-stealing!
THS (10:22 pm): Urk! D: @ HSW
Pach (10:22 pm): Now, now, Judge HSW
Pach (10:22 pm): Go eat your caviar
Cookirini is out in the hall
Cookirini (10:23 pm): ...Ok, I'll get them to you
Cookirini (10:23 pm): Bye!
Cookirini walks out ofthe courtroom
Pach (10:23 pm): Goodbye.
Cookirini (10:23 pm): Taxi! Sailorness District!
Pach (10:23 pm): Bless her.
Chibikoma (10:23 pm): Hmmm...
Cookirini goes into the taxi and drives off to the Sailorness District
Pach (10:23 pm): God damn it, Cooki
THS (10:23 pm): The guilty party must spend 3 months swimming, and be known by the nickname "Cookey"!
Pach (10:23 pm): You turned a two sentence court session into a 30 minute one >:O
Hot Sexual Water (10:23 pm): OBJECTION!
Super Shadic 01 has entered at 10:24 pm
Hot Sexual Water (10:24 pm): You are not Gant!
Pach (10:24 pm): lmao
Arikyrenne (10:24 pm): weba
Hot Sexual Water (10:24 pm): *bangs fist on pach's desk*
Hot Sexual Water (10:24 pm): OFF THE SEAT!
Pach (10:24 pm): DDD:
THS (10:24 pm): why are you at the prosecution's desk
Pach leaves
Cookirini drops off the glasses
Pach and gets back on the defendant's seat!!!!
Cookirini (10:24 pm): There ^_^
Hot Sexual Water (10:24 pm): because it's fun to bang
THS (10:24 pm): THE JUDGE WILL REFRAIN FROM HASSLING THE PROSECUTION'S PROPERTY
Pach slams the desk
THS (10:24 pm): *gavel!*
Pach (10:24 pm): HOLD IT!
Hot Sexual Water (10:24 pm): HOW DARE YOU
Pach (10:25 pm): What prove have you that the judge THS is not Gant?!
Pach (10:25 pm): *proof
Hot Sexual Water (10:25 pm): ...
Pach smiles smugly
THS (10:25 pm): Pach
Cookirini goes home
THS (10:25 pm): I can just imagine you
Chibikoma (10:26 pm): Uhhh... You're... sitting... on... me....
THS (10:26 pm): Sliding off the Prosecution's seat
THS (10:26 pm): Crawling across the middle of the courtroom
Hot Sexual Water (10:26 pm): HOLD IT!
THS (10:26 pm): And pulling yourself on to the Defendant's seat
Hot Sexual Water (10:26 pm): there is no seat for the prosecution!
Boston has left at 10:26 pm
Nuchtos (10:26 pm): Damnit @ my friend's lack of onlineness
Pach (10:26 pm): 8O
Cookirini gets bored and goes back to the courtroom
Pach (10:26 pm): Hell yeah
Hot Sexual Water (10:26 pm): clearly THS is a crackhead of questionable mentality!
Cookirini sits in the upper gallery
Nuchtos (10:26 pm): I need to talk to her to see if she can figure out where my money went.
Pach (10:26 pm): Hmm
THS (10:26 pm): While the Judge is just blankly staring at you
Pach (10:27 pm): The prosecution raises good evidence.
THS (10:27 pm): *GAVEL*
Cookirini watches
Hot Sexual Water (10:27 pm): *bow*
Super Shadic 01 has left at 10:27 pm
Pach (10:27 pm): What he speaks is clear from THS' appearance.
THS (10:27 pm): THE PROSECUTION WILL NOT QUESTION THE WORDING OF THE JUDGE
Pach (10:27 pm): That said...
Super Shadic 01 has left at 10:27 pm
Chibikoma (10:27 pm): Pach...
Chibikoma (10:27 pm): You're
Chibikoma (10:27 pm): still
Pach (10:27 pm): He could be a crackhead of questionable mentality who is STILL Gant!
Chibikoma (10:27 pm): sitting.
Chibikoma (10:27 pm): On me... xXx
Hot Sexual Water (10:27 pm): THE PROSECUTION WILL QUESTION EVERYTHONG OF THE SEAT-THEIF
Pach (10:27 pm): :OO
Pach (10:27 pm): Pardon me, sir Chibikoma.
Pach (10:28 pm): I did not notice you.
THS (10:28 pm): OFFICER HOTPANTS
THS (10:28 pm): REMOVE THIS MAN FROM MY COUR-- wait.
THS (10:28 pm): Dammit
Pach (10:28 pm): You were an excellent help to me in proving your client's guilt.
Pach (10:28 pm): Thank you.
THS (10:28 pm): Of all the days to lose a bailiff =/
Pach slides off Chibikoma, boots him away, and takes the defendant's seat again
Blaze has left at 10:28 pm
Hot Sexual Water (10:29 pm): ............
Chibikoma (10:29 pm): He wasn't me client. oOo
Pach (10:29 pm): See,
Chibikoma (10:29 pm): I was just trying to prove myself not guilty as you said i WAS.
Pach (10:29 pm): PW parodying is great when you do it with people who know what the hell they're doing
THS (10:29 pm): Now, Prosecution.
Pach (10:29 pm): True, Chibi.
Hot Sexual Water throws cloak off, revealing the beautiful and BUSTY woman beneath as the April May tune fades in
Tsui (10:29 pm): You guys need to abuse the generator more often.
Hot Sexual Water assumes the April May pose
THS (10:29 pm): Do you have any evidence that I-- o.o
THS (10:29 pm): ...o.o
Hot Sexual Water WANTON WINK
Pach (10:29 pm): You did a splendid job of proving your innocence whilst incriminating Cooki
THS (10:30 pm): THE PROSECUTION WILL REFRAIN FROM WANTON TRANSFORMING IN THE COURTROOM
Pach (10:30 pm): o.o
Pach (10:30 pm): Wait
Nuchtos (10:30 pm): Oh man
Pach (10:30 pm): THS is both the Judge and suspected criminal
Nuchtos (10:30 pm): Why does my back oly just hurt now
Nuchtos (10:30 pm): only*
Hot Sexual Water (10:30 pm): the seat-steal will refrain from playing hard to get... *bounce* ^.~
Pach (10:30 pm): Meaning it controls the verdict of his own trial
Pach (10:30 pm): wtf
Hot Sexual Water (10:30 pm): **stealer
THS (10:30 pm): *blank stare* @ Prosecution
Cookirini (10:30 pm): OBJECTION!
THS (10:30 pm): The Defense raises a good point.
Pach (10:30 pm): If I didn't know any better
Cookirini suddenly strolls in
THS (10:31 pm): As such, I feel we should postpone this case.
Hot Sexual Water (10:31 pm): ^.^
Pach (10:31 pm): I'd say the Prosecution WANTED Judge THS to steal the seat, if only to sit on his lap.
Cookirini (10:31 pm): I must deny your request!
Pach slams his hand on the desk
Chibikoma (10:31 pm): Hello Cooki!
THS (10:31 pm): Thankfully, we have another case that must be presented to the court.
Cookirini puts on powdered wig
Pach (10:31 pm): THERE WAS NO REQUEST MADE OF YOU!
Hot Sexual Water (10:31 pm): *leaves may moe for half a second* WHAT IS THIS
Hot Sexual Water (10:31 pm): *mode
Pach (10:32 pm): ANOTHER CASE?!
Cookirini (10:32 pm): Yes, your Hoor!
Pach (10:32 pm): lmao, hoor
Cookirini (10:32 pm): Your Honor!
Chibikoma (10:32 pm): Sorry for proving you guilty, but I don't think the Major would like it if I was put in jail!
Hot Sexual Water (10:32 pm): teehee, she called you a whore!
THS (10:32 pm): Miss Cookirini has accused the Defense of cannabalising the Bailiff Officer Hotpants.
Pach (10:32 pm): OOH, BURN
Hot Sexual Water (10:32 pm): she's a bad girl! *bounce* *wink*
Pach (10:32 pm): Oh, yes, true.
Pach (10:32 pm): Wait
Pach (10:32 pm): I've now gone Prosecutor, to Defense, to suspect.
Hot Sexual Water (10:32 pm): brb
Pach (10:33 pm): I can't defend myself this time...
THS (10:33 pm): The current evidence we have are his unexplained absence
Pach (10:33 pm): BOLLOCKS
Tsui has left at 10:33 pm
THS (10:33 pm): (yes you can 8O @ Pach)
THS (10:33 pm): (Phoenix did)
Pach (10:33 pm): Well
Pach (10:33 pm): I can...
Cookirini (10:33 pm): Yes, Pach! It was a way to trap you for YOUR crime....
Pach (10:33 pm): ...and i will!
Cookirini (10:33 pm): Of EATING THE BAILIFF!
Pach (10:33 pm): OBJECTION!
THS (10:33 pm): As well as a number of straws found on the Prosecuter's desk during the first case of the evening.
Cookirini (10:33 pm): ALL of them bloodied....
Pach (10:33 pm): What evidence to you have to prove that I ate the Bailiff?!
THS (10:34 pm): The Defense will refrain from objectioning before the case has begun!
Mew floats out of main chat
Mew (10:34 pm): mew
THS (10:34 pm): Objection overruled!
Cookirini (10:34 pm): You mean besides your finger prints on the straws!?
Pach (10:34 pm): Erk!
Mew has left at 10:34 pm
Hot Sexual Water (10:34 pm): o.o...
Pach (10:34 pm): I used to be a farmer!
THS (10:34 pm): Now.
Cookirini (10:34 pm): The Bailiff's blood on the straws?!
Pach (10:34 pm): Those bloodied fingerprints are of a chicken!
Pach (10:34 pm): NOT THE BAILIFF
THS (10:34 pm): Prosecution, your opening statement.
Hot Sexual Water sits on THS' lap
Cookirini (10:34 pm): Your Honor, I submit that Pach sucked the Bailiff's brains out before eating the rest of his body!
Hot Sexual Water (10:35 pm): don't mind me *wink* *bounce*
THS (10:35 pm): ...the Prosecution will refrain from using the Judge as a seat. o.o
Cookirini (10:35 pm): These straws are irrefutable priif!
Pach (10:35 pm): O-OBJECTION!
Pach (10:35 pm): No no, THS
Pach (10:35 pm): Cooki is now the Prosecutor
Hot Sexual Water (10:35 pm): i'm not the prosecution, silly! *wink*
Cookirini (10:35 pm): I will also give evidence that he has done tho others....
Pach (10:35 pm): HSW is your little harlot
Cookirini (10:35 pm): ...this to
THS (10:35 pm): Oh ok.
Hot Sexual Water (10:36 pm): ............
Pach (10:36 pm): The straws are not irrefutable proof!
Cookirini (10:36 pm): And HADF planned to do it to ME!
Hot Sexual Water slams THS' gavel
THS (10:36 pm): Defense, your rebuttal?
Hot Sexual Water (10:36 pm): HOW DARE YOU!
Pach slams his hands on the desk
Pach (10:36 pm): OBJECTION!
Hot Sexual Water (10:36 pm): OBJECTION OVERRULED! YOU ARE A WHORE!
Pach (10:36 pm): Where is your proof that I tried to digets others?!
Pach (10:36 pm): *digest
THS (10:36 pm): LMAO this is totally awesome
Cookirini (10:36 pm): I give you a chicken on the farm you grew up on!
Hot Sexual Water (10:36 pm): THE DEFENSE WILL BE OF THE SHUTTING UP IM SOOOO UPSET #><#
Hot Sexual Water (10:37 pm): yes, this will be logged and posted
Cookirini presents the chicken
Cookirini (10:37 pm): Chicken, where were you on the night of August 18th?
THS (10:37 pm): Prosecution, does this chicken stand as your witness?
Cookirini (10:37 pm): Chicken *bawk bawk bawk*
Cookirini (10:37 pm): One of many, Your Honor!
Hot Sexual Water (10:38 pm): ......
THS (10:38 pm): Then the witness may begin his testimony.
Pach (10:38 pm): OBJECTION!
Pach (10:38 pm): This is... objectionable!
Hot Sexual Water (10:38 pm): u.u
Cookirini (10:38 pm): So you went to the barn? What did you see?
Pach (10:38 pm): You propose to me that I killed this chicken...
Hot Sexual Water (10:38 pm): y'know...it kinda is
Hot Sexual Water (10:38 pm): it's a parrot
Cookirini (10:38 pm): Chicken: *Bawk bawk bawwwk!*
Hot Sexual Water (10:38 pm): er. chicken!
Pach (10:38 pm): ...and yet, he is here to give a testimony?!
Hot Sexual Water (10:38 pm): i don't eat parrots and mistake them for chickens! no sir!
Cookirini (10:38 pm): I said he was a witness, not a victim!
Pach (10:39 pm): URK!
Cookirini (10:39 pm): But you say that he ate Farmer John right in front of your eyes?!
Hot Sexual Water (10:39 pm): ...
Hot Sexual Water (10:39 pm): *whispers* this is absurd, maaaaaaan <<
Cookirini (10:39 pm): Chicken: *Bigawwwk!* *lays egg*
Pach (10:39 pm): HOLD IT!
THS (10:39 pm): The Defense will not hassle the Prosecutions motives, the Prosecution will allow the witness to testimony on his own free will, and the woman on my lap will refrain from putting parrots in my mouth! *gavel!*
Cookirini (10:39 pm): So he did suck his brains out!
Cookirini (10:39 pm): No more questions!
Hot Sexual Water (10:40 pm): hay is this the first time a witness has given birth in the courtroom?
Pach (10:40 pm): This witnesses testimony is worthless
Pach (10:40 pm): His testimony has no decisive evidence.
THS (10:40 pm): Does the Defense wish to Cross-examine this witness?
Albino Rapper has entered at 10:40 pm
Cookirini (10:40 pm): ..I object on the grounds that the suspect believes this poor defensless chicken to be MALE!
THS (10:40 pm): His testimony seemed rather solid to me.
THS (10:40 pm): What there was to me.
Arikyrenne (10:40 pm): hello@AR
Albino Rapper (10:40 pm): Hey guys
Pach (10:40 pm): And as it is, what relevance does the chicken's claims of me 'killing' Farmer John' have to do with the Bailiff?
Cookirini (10:41 pm): This shows the defendant to be unable to descern reality from fantasy
Hot Sexual Water (10:41 pm): *leans back and looks at THS somehow* cani put other things in your mouth? *wink* *bouncebouncebounce*
THS (10:41 pm): *What there was of it.
Albino Rapper (10:41 pm): Anybody miss me?
Pach (10:41 pm): If anything
Cookirini (10:41 pm): I am trying to establish a routine for the defendant, your Honor, that he has a history of sucking people's brains out with straws!
Pach (10:41 pm): If I DID kill Farmer John...
Albino Rapper (10:41 pm): I was gone for a week.
Cookirini (10:41 pm): (Hi!)
Pach (10:41 pm): ...then it is for another trial, rather then that of Farmer John!
THS (10:42 pm): If the other things involve cavier and you can find my mouth through the beard, certainly.
Pach (10:42 pm): This trial is concentrating on the alledged murder of the Bailiff.
THS (10:42 pm): caviar
THS (10:42 pm): *
Hot Sexual Water (10:42 pm): EEEEEW YOU HAVE A BEARD!!!!! :cry:
THS (10:42 pm): Yes, Officer Hotpants, the Bailiff.
Pach (10:42 pm): As such, my actions with Farmer John has absolutely nothing to do with this trial!
Cookirini (10:42 pm): Again, I am establishing that the defendant has a history of doing this!
Pach (10:42 pm): The chicken's testimony is worthless, your honor.
Pach (10:43 pm): Your evidence is lacking, Miss Cooki.
Chibikoma is in the crowd
Chibikoma (10:43 pm): *cough*RACISTAGAINSTCHICKENS!*cough*
Pach (10:43 pm): The chicken claims I killed Farmer John.
Hot Sexual Water (10:43 pm): the chiken is stupid. >> *leans elbows on the edge of the judge box thing*
THS (10:43 pm): The Prosecution will refrain from using previous cases as support. As insightful as they are, the Defense is being trialed for this specific murder.
Cookirini (10:43 pm): The chicken SAW you kill him!
THS (10:43 pm): Namely, the murder of Bailiff Hotpants/
Pach (10:43 pm): But there is no decisive evidence of me having done so, and I have not been convicted of any such crimes.
Pach (10:44 pm): Instead of wasting the judge's time, we should press on to more relevant evidence.
Pach (10:44 pm): If you even have any?
Cookirini (10:44 pm): I also submit this evidence, a receipt on the day Farmer John died, signed by the defendant....for a package of straws...the EAXACT same kind that were found near his body!
Pach slams his hands on the desk
THS (10:44 pm): A packet of straws?
Pach (10:44 pm): Farmer John's death has nothing to do with this trial!
THS (10:44 pm): This seems relevant to our case. *files to court record*
Pach (10:44 pm): As it is.
Hot Sexual Water (10:44 pm): *has fallen asleep and has the bubble nose thing going on*
Pach (10:45 pm): Okay, then, I'll admit it.
Pach (10:45 pm): I signed for a package of straws.
Pach (10:45 pm): That is how my finger prints got on them.
Pach (10:45 pm): I then gave the straws to farmer John.
Cookirini (10:45 pm): As well as THIS evidence, another reciept for straws, signed by the defendant, which also is coincidentally bought on the night Pach's first bodd, Attorney FooFoo, was also killed, by cannibalism!
Pach (10:46 pm): He was killed by something else, and his seeping blood stained the straw, and fell into the impression of my fingerprints.
Cookirini (10:46 pm): Here are the crime scene photos, which show that there are bloody straws and his brain was sucked out!
Pach (10:46 pm): If you must know...
Cookirini hands these over too
Pach (10:46 pm): ...the person who had killed Farmer John was...
Pach (10:46 pm): ...the chicken!
Pach (10:46 pm): Again.
THS (10:46 pm): Courtroom audience: ...
Pach (10:46 pm): After working as a Farmer, I began working as an attorney
Pach (10:47 pm): I signed for a package of straws, and gave them to Attorney FooFoo.
Cookirini (10:47 pm): So you are saying that you just HAPPENED to give these straws to your bosses and the chicken just HAPPENED to kill them?
Pach (10:47 pm): He was then killed by cannibalism, his blood seeping onto the straws and in my finger prints impression, but was not killed by myself.
Cookirini (10:47 pm): Finally, I have these phone records
Cookirini (10:47 pm): ..Well, not finally, but next to finally
Pach (10:48 pm): I have no proof that the chicken killed him.
Pach (10:48 pm): It's not relevant to this particular trial, after all.
Cookirini (10:48 pm): For four months, Pach and Hotpants were calling each other on a consistent basis
Pach (10:48 pm): But yes, I worked as a farmer before moving onto attorney
Cookirini (10:48 pm): Twenty times at one point!
THS (10:48 pm): Twenty times!?
Pach (10:48 pm): ...
Cookirini (10:48 pm): I believe Pach sucked out Bailiff Hotpants' brains in revenge for finding another lover!
THS (10:48 pm): You must have had very bad reception!
Cookirini (10:48 pm): Yes!
Pach (10:49 pm): Hmp.
Cookirini hands these over
Pach (10:49 pm): Foolish Prosecutor Cooki.
THS files to court record
Cookirini (10:49 pm): And now you have the straws which were bloodied on the Prosecution's desk
Pach (10:49 pm): Instead of using your overimaginative mind, you'd have find that none of those phone calls are anything to do with a relationship between us.
THS (10:49 pm): It seems at this point that it is highly likely that the Defendant committed these crimes.
Pach (10:49 pm): Instead, I was just calling him and congratulating him on his work, as he did me.
THS (10:50 pm): Additionally, we have no additional suspects for this case at this time.
Cookirini (10:50 pm): ...Twenty times, defendant?
Cookirini (10:50 pm): In one day?
Chibikoma has left at 10:50 pm
Pach (10:50 pm): Yes.
Pach (10:50 pm): You would know this, if you had heard the phone calls.
THS (10:50 pm): If the Defense has no further objections, we may pass verdict on this case?
Pach (10:50 pm): Which you neglected to do.
Pach (10:50 pm): OBJECTION!
Pach (10:50 pm): Your honor.
Pach (10:51 pm): As it stands, we should summarise what we have found out over this trial so far.
Cookirini shuffles through papers
Cookirini (10:51 pm): Oh yes!
THS (10:51 pm): Do so, Defenda-- Defense.
Pach (10:51 pm): Prosecutor Cooki has given very arguable evidence with a lack of relevancy.
THS (10:51 pm): The Prosecution shall hold any evidence for the time being.
Cookirini (10:51 pm): All right
Pach (10:51 pm): He suspects me of killing Farmer John and Attorney FooFoo, but has decisive evidence of such.
Pach (10:52 pm): *but has no
Pach (10:52 pm): As it stands, their deaths bare no relavancy to this own trial!
Pach (10:52 pm): I have no convictions of any such crimes before.
THS (10:52 pm): True.
Pach (10:52 pm): Rather, all she has is conjecture.
THS (10:52 pm): However, I do not recall these cases passing through this court in the past.
THS (10:52 pm): However, Defendant.
THS (10:53 pm): The case still stands that we have evidence linking to you with the apparent death of Officer Hotpants.
Pach (10:53 pm): She aimed to try and use a slim connection between those cases with this own.
THS (10:53 pm): And we have no additional suspects at this time.
Pach (10:53 pm): What evidence is this, your honor?
THS (10:53 pm): The straws that were found on your desk.
Pach (10:53 pm): Ah, yes.
THS (10:54 pm): As well as the relationship you apparently had with the victim.
Pach (10:54 pm): I can freely admit that I do not know why those straws are there.
Pach (10:54 pm): All I can suspect upon, is that they were planted on there.
Pach (10:54 pm): Your honor.
Pach (10:55 pm): If you look through the phone records, you would find nothing in there that would give me a motif to kill the Bailiff.
Pach (10:55 pm): Why would I kill a friend?
Deckman has entered at 10:55 pm
Cookirini takes out a piece of paper, and waits
Deckman has entered at 10:55 pm
Pach (10:55 pm): Reflecting on this evidence, your honor...
THS (10:56 pm): The court will examine these phone records.
Deckman (10:56 pm): Oh God are you still doing this
Pach (10:56 pm): ...could you seriously declare me guilty? This evidence is pathetic?
THS (10:56 pm): ...
Arikyrenne (10:56 pm): weba
Pach (10:56 pm): (3rd case now, Deck 8O)
Deckman (10:56 pm): f*** this sh**
THS (10:56 pm): You have been having meetings with the ex-Judge-Prosecutor?
Deckman has left at 10:56 pm
Ice The Rabbit has entered at 10:56 pm
Arikyrenne (10:57 pm): hello@Ice
Pach (10:57 pm): ...!
Pach (10:57 pm): Why yes, I have.
Pach (10:57 pm): We had been discussing matters of previous cases beforehand.
THS (10:57 pm): Which cases were these?
Pach (10:57 pm): Needless to say, in his Prosecuting days, he bore a grudge at me for winning so many cases beforehand.
Cookirini has left at 10:58 pm
Cookirini has entered at 10:58 pm
Pach (10:58 pm): Why, we had been discussing cases such as the theft of Sailor Otaku's glasses and your own usurpation, your honor.
Arikyrenne (10:58 pm): weba
THS (10:58 pm): But these happened barely minutes ago!
Pach (10:58 pm): As well as this, there had been numerous micellaneous cases beforehand, in which had both been involved in.
Pach (10:58 pm): *which we
THS (10:59 pm): These meetings have been taking place over...
THS (10:59 pm): ...!
THS (10:59 pm): The last four months!
Pach (10:59 pm): I believe, that this ex-Judge-Prosecutor's name is one we are all familiar with...
Pach (10:59 pm): Do you have suspicion against this person, your honor?
THS (11:00 pm): It's not my place to hold suspicions.
Pach (11:00 pm): Hmm.
THS (11:00 pm): However, if this can be proven to be relevant to this case, it may be open to consideration.
Pach (11:00 pm): But you believe this person may have a connection to the case, hence your mentioning of him?
Pach (11:00 pm): So be it.
Pach (11:00 pm): I call in my last witness!
Deckman has left at 11:00 pm
Pach (11:01 pm): The ex-Judge-Prosecutor whom we are all familiar with...
Pach (11:01 pm): ...HSW!
Hot Sexual Water (11:01 pm): *SNORT*
Pach (11:01 pm): Get over here, you slut
Cookirini (11:01 pm): o.o
THS (11:01 pm): Court audience: *mumble*
THS (11:01 pm): *GAVEL*
Hot Sexual Water (11:01 pm): *slams THS' gavel and points at pach*
Hot Sexual Water (11:01 pm): HOW DARE YOU!
Pach bows
Pach (11:02 pm): Forgive me, my witness.
Hot Sexual Water (11:02 pm): T_T
Hot Sexual Water (11:02 pm): *falls out of the box*
Pach (11:02 pm): I got carried away in the moment.
Hot Sexual Water (11:02 pm): *slinks over to the witness stand* ass.
THS (11:02 pm): The witness will testify on the matters of these meetings.
Hot Sexual Water (11:02 pm): um
Hot Sexual Water (11:02 pm): *april may music, april may pose* uhhh....what? ^^;
Hot Sexual Water (11:03 pm): i've been asleep this whole time... z.z
THS (11:03 pm): ...
Pach (11:03 pm): Your testimony! Tell us your involvement with the Bailiff!
Hot Sexual Water (11:03 pm): *winks while eyes are closed somehow*
THS (11:03 pm): Defendant, please encourage your wtiness.
Pach slams his head on the desk
THS (11:03 pm): o.o @ head
Pach (11:03 pm): Tell us your testimony!
Hot Sexual Water (11:04 pm): *yawns and stretches in an infatuative manner* mmmm..? *bounce*
Pach (11:04 pm): c.c
Nuchtos (11:04 pm): o.o
Nuchtos (11:04 pm): Is the trial still going?
Hot Sexual Water (11:04 pm): indeed!
Pach (11:04 pm): 3rd case, Nutch
Pach (11:04 pm): :O
THS (11:04 pm): (HSW, make a Courtroom)
THS (11:04 pm): (That way we're not bothering people >.> )
Hot Sexual Water (11:04 pm): i would, but it's not interrupting the chat and never has been. anyone bothered?
Pach (11:05 pm): >>
SX (In a beautiful dress) (11:05 pm): Yeah, that's what stopped me from suggesting it a while ago @ no other conversation
Hot Sexual Water (11:05 pm): HA HA I GET TO MAKE IT BLUE Welcome! You have entered [Cobalt Courtroom] at 11:05 pm
THS has entered at 11:05 pm
THS (11:05 pm): Shall we await the Prosecution's arrival?
Cookirini has entered at 11:05 pm
Hot Sexual Water (11:05 pm): {this may not go so well cos ill have to totally wig it >>}
THS (11:06 pm): (I just wanted to drop you in it :) @ HSW)
Pach (11:06 pm): Late as ever, Miss Cooki?
THS (11:06 pm): Now.
Hot Sexual Water (11:06 pm): {???}
THS (11:06 pm): The Witness shall contin-- begin her testimony.
Pach (11:06 pm): (HOHOHO)
THS (11:06 pm): (We needed a suspect. You seemed available. 8O)
Cookirini (11:06 pm): (o.o)
Hot Sexual Water (11:06 pm): *rubs eyes, shoving chest out and bouncing* okay...
Hot Sexual Water (11:07 pm): um. who's the guy again? >>
Pach (11:07 pm): The Bailiff.
Hot Sexual Water (11:07 pm): {i think ive already overkilled the april may gag}
Hot Sexual Water (11:07 pm): mr. delicious???
Pach (11:07 pm): Bailiff Hotpants.
Hot Sexual Water (11:08 pm): oh. okay! ^_^ *grin*
Hot Sexual Water (11:08 pm): um, i like, knew him.
Hot Sexual Water (11:08 pm): *end testimony*
THS (11:08 pm): ...
Pach (11:08 pm): ...o.o
THS (11:08 pm): That was even briefer than the parrot.
Pach (11:08 pm): O-OBJECTION!
Hot Sexual Water (11:08 pm): o.o?
THS (11:09 pm): Defense, your Cross Examination.
Hot Sexual Water (11:09 pm): z.z
Cookirini (11:09 pm): (Um, I;m the Prosecution
Pach (11:09 pm): Surely the witness could give us a, er, more detailed testimony?
Pach (11:09 pm): Such as...
Pach (11:09 pm): How did you know him?!
Hot Sexual Water (11:10 pm): #>>#
THS (11:10 pm): (In Phoenix Wright, the Defense is obligated to Cross Examine the witness. << Prosuectuion can argue with the defense on points, tho)
Pach (11:10 pm): Your innocent blush and looking away gives the impression that you're hiding something!
Hot Sexual Water (11:10 pm): i knew him since, um, like, senior school.
Hot Sexual Water (11:10 pm): there! you happy?!?!?!
Pach (11:11 pm): HOLD IT!
Hot Sexual Water (11:11 pm): ooooh, you want to hold me? *wink* *bounce*
Pach (11:11 pm): How well did you know the Bailiff?
Hot Sexual Water (11:11 pm): ...
Hot Sexual Water (11:11 pm): very well. ^.~
Pach looks at HSW, sweating profusely dripping whilst he has a stunned expression.
THS (11:11 pm): The Witness will refrain from flirting with the Defense!
THS (11:12 pm): That's what I'm here for.
Hot Sexual Water (11:12 pm): teeheee!
Pach (11:12 pm): Pach looks at THS, sweating profusely dripping whilst he has a stunned expression.
Pach (11:12 pm): AH
Hot Sexual Water (11:12 pm): oh, seat-stealer! you're so bad! ^.^
Pach (11:12 pm): (forgot the /me)
Pach (11:12 pm): OBJECTION!
Ice The Rabbit has left at 11:12 pm
Pach (11:12 pm): Continue with the testimony!
Cookirini just kind of goes o.O
Pach (11:13 pm): You're wasting valuable time!
Hot Sexual Water (11:13 pm): o.o...
Cookirini (11:13 pm): Thats right!
Hot Sexual Water (11:13 pm): nuh-uh! you put me on the stand!
Hot Sexual Water (11:13 pm): YOU'RE the one ewasting time, poopey-head!
Hot Sexual Water (11:13 pm): POOPEY-HEAD!!!!
Pach slams his hand on the desk
Hot Sexual Water (11:13 pm): *stamps foot in return*
Pach (11:13 pm): Before the court, please elaborate on your relationship with the Bailiff!
Hot Sexual Water (11:14 pm): >>...
Pach (11:14 pm): Stop hiding the truth...!
Hot Sexual Water (11:14 pm): he was...my first partner. during school. we slipped apart, but have still kept in touch since.
Hot Sexual Water (11:14 pm): T______T
Pach (11:14 pm): Hold it!
Hot Sexual Water (11:14 pm): seat-stealer! the defense is being meeeeeaaaaaaan!!!
THS (11:15 pm): (Hyper Sonic Hotpants? XD)
Pach (11:15 pm): He was your first partner?
Hot Sexual Water (11:15 pm): yes. >>
Pach (11:15 pm): And you slipped apart...
Pach (11:15 pm): Tell me.
Pach (11:15 pm): Did this leave any uncomfortable or distressing feelings?
THS (11:15 pm): The Witness will refrain from commenting on the Judge's work at this time.
Hot Sexual Water (11:15 pm): um.. << >> no.
Pach slams his hand on that desk
Hot Sexual Water (11:16 pm): the seal-stealer will refrain from twisting the witness' words!!
Hot Sexual Water (11:16 pm): *seat
THS (11:16 pm): *blank stare*
Pach (11:16 pm): It is plain that the shifty eyes is a tell-tale sign that the witness is still hiding something!
Pach (11:16 pm): She is not telling the truth!
Hot Sexual Water (11:16 pm): INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!
Pach (11:17 pm): Erk!
Pach (11:17 pm): Well then.
Hot Sexual Water (11:17 pm): TT
THS (11:17 pm): Nonetheless, the court must remind the Witness that you are under oath.
Pach (11:17 pm): Your honor, I request we introduce the use of a lie detector?
Pach (11:17 pm): (Man, a lie detector would make PW so much easier o.o)
Hot Sexual Water (11:17 pm): you're not touching me with one of those things!
Cookirini (11:17 pm): Can't I cross her first?
Hot Sexual Water (11:18 pm): oooh, you wanna "cross" me?
Pach (11:18 pm): (Prosecutors cannot cross examine witnesses.)
Cookirini (11:18 pm): ...I'm straight, thasnk you
THS (11:18 pm): (in PW, the Defense always cross examines. << The Prosecution has to bite back at the Defense's claims)
Pach (11:18 pm): Although, that said, prosecutors are the only ones allowed to introduce witnesses.
Cookirini (11:18 pm): (o_O)
Pach (11:18 pm): Since I introduced a witness, I think its only fair Cooki can cross examine?
Hot Sexual Water (11:19 pm): aaaaaand pach corss examined as a prosecuter earlieeer~
THS (11:19 pm): Good point, Defense and Witness.
Pach (11:19 pm): I cross examine everyone n_n
THS (11:19 pm): Prosecution. Do you wish to Cross Examine the witness' testimony?
Hot Sexual Water (11:19 pm): ooooh *wink* **dounce
Hot Sexual Water (11:19 pm): **bounce*
Cookirini (11:19 pm): Yes.
Cookirini strides up
Hot Sexual Water (11:19 pm): *sits on the witness stand*
Cookirini (11:19 pm): First off, Ms....whatever.
Pach (11:19 pm): Although, that said...
Cookirini points
Pach (11:20 pm): I won't back down from uncovering the truth, either!
Cookirini (11:20 pm): Are these real?
THS (11:20 pm): ...lmao
Hot Sexual Water (11:20 pm): .............
Hot Sexual Water (11:20 pm): HOW DARE YOUUUUUUuuuuUUUuuuuUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
Pach (11:20 pm): LMAO
Hot Sexual Water (11:20 pm): THE PROSECUTION IS HARASSING THE WITNEEEEEESSSS!!!! ><
Hot Sexual Water (11:20 pm): *kicks legs*
Cookirini (11:20 pm): Your Honor, this is a logical line of questioning
Pach (11:20 pm): Answer the prosecution's question truthfully, witness.
THS (11:21 pm): Unfortunately, the court must agree.
Cookirini (11:21 pm): It is part of my strategy
Hot Sexual Water (11:21 pm): T_____T
Hot Sexual Water (11:21 pm): this is bulls**t!
Cookirini (11:21 pm): I am not asking as a point of harassment!
THS (11:21 pm): Is this line of questioning relevant to the case, Prosecution?
Hot Sexual Water (11:21 pm): THE PROSECUTION IS LYING
Hot Sexual Water (11:21 pm): I DEMAND A GAVEL
Cookirini (11:21 pm): Yes, your Honor
Cookirini (11:21 pm): ...I'm a straight female, witness
Hot Sexual Water (11:22 pm): mmph.. >>
Hot Sexual Water (11:22 pm): yes.
Cookirini (11:22 pm): Anyways....you have never, ever, ever, EVER had anything done to increase your bust?
Hot Sexual Water (11:22 pm): well, i've been known to wear the right bra.... *wink*
Pach (11:22 pm): OBJECTION!
Pach points
Cookirini produces a paper
Pach (11:23 pm): We are getting side tracked...
Cookirini produces several papers
Cookirini (11:23 pm): Then, can you explain this?
Cookirini holds up a form
Pach (11:23 pm): ...?
Hot Sexual Water (11:23 pm): ?
THS (11:23 pm): The Prosecution has assured me that this is relevant to the case, Defendant.
THS (11:23 pm): If this proves not to be the case, the rightful penalties shall be imposed.
Pach (11:24 pm): Ah, then I have no objections at the moment then, your honor.
THS (11:24 pm): Now, will the Prosecution please explain the manner of this form>
THS (11:24 pm): *?
Cookirini (11:24 pm): I have from Dr. Lighthead Plastic Surgeries this waiver, signed AND co-signed four months ago, which is only a waiver given prior to plastic surgery.
THS (11:25 pm): Hmm.
THS (11:25 pm): Witness, what are your thoughts on this?
Cookirini (11:25 pm): According to this form, the patient has agreed to a substantial breast enlargement and does not hold the doctor responsible for any problems incurred during that.
Hot Sexual Water (11:25 pm): LIES! ALL LIES!!!
THS (11:26 pm): Prosecution?
THS (11:26 pm): (c.c I might get going soon)
Cookirini (11:26 pm): The primary signature is that of the witness. The secondary signature is also present as these are the signatures of the people who will pay for the surgery.
Hot Sexual Water (11:26 pm): {i was wondering about the time}
Pach (11:26 pm): ...what relevancy does this have to the murder of the Bailiff?
Cookirini (11:26 pm): And....according to this....the co-signer is Pach.
Hot Sexual Water (11:27 pm): O_o
Pach (11:27 pm): ...excuse me?
Pach (11:27 pm): o.o
Cookirini (11:27 pm): I alsdo have here a...pair of marriage certificates.
Pach (11:27 pm): Wait a minute
Pach (11:27 pm): You're trying to set us BOTH up for the fall?!
Pach (11:27 pm): Cunning
Cookirini (11:27 pm): As you will see, both of them have HSW's signature
Cookirini presents
Hot Sexual Water (11:28 pm): faked! FAKED!!!
Cookirini (11:28 pm): One of them is also signed by our Bailif....the other by Pach,...they have all the required stamps and seals of the MoFo.
Pach (11:28 pm): ...how can you prove these aren't forged?
Hot Sexual Water (11:28 pm): yeah!!
Cookirini (11:28 pm): Not only that, but the marriage certificate of Pach is signed three days before that of Bailiff's
Cookirini (11:28 pm): Very easy!
Cookirini (11:29 pm): If melted chocolate slides off of them....
Pach (11:29 pm): For all we know, this could be tampered evidence engineered by yourself!
Cookirini smears melted chocolate on them, and it sliiiides off
Pach (11:29 pm): They weren't submitted before the trial
Cookirini (11:29 pm): They are official documents!
Pach (11:29 pm): You could have forged it all during this trial's revelations!
Hot Sexual Water (11:29 pm): ?!?!?!
Pach (11:29 pm): You have no proof it isn't tampered!
Hot Sexual Water (11:29 pm): since when!
Cookirini (11:29 pm): ...When and where would I haven gotten the stanp and seal of Vector?
Pach (11:30 pm): This melted chocolate theory is bollocks?!
Hot Sexual Water (11:30 pm): the prosecution is a poopey heeeead!!!
Cookirini (11:30 pm): Um....Pach, your lawyer's certificate has the exact same thing....
Pach (11:30 pm): The prosecution is.... ahem, grasping at straws, your honor!
Cookirini (11:30 pm): Unless YOURS was forged?
Pach (11:30 pm): Which, if we all rememebr clearly...
Pach (11:30 pm): ARE STRAWS ON THE PROSECUTION'S DESK!
Hot Sexual Water (11:30 pm): teehee! grasping at straws!
THS (11:30 pm): The court will refrain from random outbursts when the judge is undergoign script errors!
Pach (11:31 pm): The Prosecutor has ruined all value those straws could have possibly had!
Cookirini (11:31 pm): FINALLY, I have the copies of the - you were the prosecutor when we found them. Niiice try - Bailiff's will
Hot Sexual Water (11:31 pm): the seal-stealer will refrain from using a computer so crappy that it dies to avis!
Pach (11:31 pm): The straws are worthless as evidence, and no longer incriminate me in any form!
THS (11:31 pm): However, we now have strong motive for both accused parties.
Pach (11:31 pm): Your honor.
Hot Sexual Water (11:31 pm): do not!
Hot Sexual Water (11:31 pm): waaaah!! ><
Pach (11:32 pm): The Prosecution's evidence is shaky
Pach (11:32 pm): And not decisive.
Hot Sexual Water (11:32 pm): shaky?! it's jelly on a trampoline!
Pach (11:32 pm): As it stands, the Prosecution ahs also ruined what evidence we once had, the straws on the Prosecutor's desk!
Cookirini (11:32 pm): In this earlier will, Hotpants' money went only to his stepchildren and some to HSW.
Pach (11:32 pm): How can you possibly continue this mockery of a court?
Hot Sexual Water (11:32 pm): <<;...
Pach (11:32 pm): This trial is ridiculous!
Cookirini (11:32 pm): Then, in the later will - dated only a week ago - all of the money is given to HSW!
Hot Sexual Water (11:32 pm): ><
Pach (11:33 pm): ?!
Pach (11:33 pm): Wait
Cookirini (11:33 pm): These are all notarized by Bailiff's lawyers
Pach (11:33 pm): ...
Pach (11:33 pm): We ARE Bailiff's lawyers!
Cookirini (11:33 pm): All but one
Cookirini (11:33 pm): You, Pach!
Pach (11:33 pm): ?!?!
Cookirini (11:34 pm): You're not his his testamentary lawyers!
Pach (11:34 pm): W-what?
THS (11:34 pm): This is all very confusing.
Hot Sexual Water (11:34 pm): ._.
Pach (11:34 pm): Your honor...
THS (11:34 pm): It is possible we shall have to postpone this case until a later date.
Pach (11:34 pm): What the Prosecution is trying to present
Hot Sexual Water (11:34 pm): i think we should just deem the prosecution insane... <<
Pach (11:35 pm): Is that she believes that both me and HSW, as lovers, tried to kill the Bailiff for his money from a will.
Pach (11:35 pm): Which is utter bollocks
Hot Sexual Water (11:35 pm): WHO SUPPORTS MY IDEA?! ^__^ *bounce* @ the crowd of people surrounding the room
elevator man!!!1 has entered at 11:35 pm
Hot Sexual Water (11:35 pm): GET OUT
THS (11:35 pm): How about this.
Hot Sexual Water (11:35 pm): /kickout elevator man!!!1
Hot Sexual Water (11:35 pm): User "elevator" was not found in any Room
Pach (11:35 pm): SOD OFF
THS (11:35 pm): STAIR IS GUILTY
THS (11:35 pm): Done.
Pach (11:35 pm): Hmm
Hot Sexual Water (11:35 pm): WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
Cookirini (11:35 pm): o__o
Pach (11:35 pm): That's conclusive enough for me
elevator man!!!1 has left at 11:35 pm
Pach (11:35 pm): As long as I still get paid
Pach (11:36 pm): Now, HSW!
THS (11:36 pm): Does the Prosecution have any objection to this verdict?
Pach (11:36 pm): Let us embark on our honeymoon with our convinient sum of money! ^_~
THS (11:36 pm): ...Despite the fact that the death penalty has already been imposed.
Cookirini (11:36 pm): Um...well......besides the fact that it, uh, goes against all my evidence...?
Hot Sexual Water (11:36 pm): teehee! i'm good with a scythe! ^.~
Cookirini (11:36 pm): AND HE JUST ADMITTED TO IT?!?!?
Pach (11:37 pm): Hohoho
Pach (11:37 pm): I admitted nothing.
THS (11:37 pm): This is a good point, Prosecution.
Pach (11:37 pm): The case is done and over.
Cookirini (11:37 pm): I APPEAL!
Pach (11:37 pm): Good day, gentlemen and lady.
Hot Sexual Water (11:37 pm): *jumps up to the judge's place*
Cookirini (11:37 pm): I also move that no money from the will be distributed until furhter notice!
THS (11:37 pm): Hmm.
Pach (11:37 pm): Too late~~~~
Hot Sexual Water (11:38 pm): APPEAL DENIED!!!! *throws the gavel at cooki*
Pach (11:38 pm): The money has been invested in sweat shops.
THS (11:38 pm): I feel that the verdict shall be held for now.
Pach (11:38 pm): And Capcom.
THS (11:38 pm): However!
Pach (11:38 pm): =)
Cookirini is hit square in the forehead
THS (11:38 pm): An appeal could possibly be made a later date because i'm buggering tired right now =/
Hot Sexual Water (11:38 pm): woooo! i'ma good shot! ^.^
Cookirini falls down dead
Pach (11:38 pm): Same, THS
Hot Sexual Water (11:38 pm): ooooh, judge. want me to revitalize you? ^.~
Pach (11:38 pm): Cooki, I have to commend you.
THS (11:39 pm): CASE CLOSED [for the time being]
Hot Sexual Water (11:39 pm): {oh s**t @ death}
Pach (11:39 pm): Your little play at the end almost had me.
Hot Sexual Water (11:39 pm): {i'm sorry ;-;}
Cookirini (11:39 pm): .............
THS (11:39 pm): GASP
Pach (11:39 pm): I was genuinely surprised at your turn around in incriminating both me and HSW
Pach (11:39 pm): Well done
THS (11:39 pm): THE WITNESS HAS COMMITED MURDER
Cookirini (11:39 pm): .......................................
Hot Sexual Water (11:39 pm): HAVE NOT!!!
Hot Sexual Water (11:39 pm): SHE HAS A FAKE DEATH PILL!
Pach (11:39 pm): Out of everyone I've RPed Phoenix Wright with
Pach (11:39 pm): You were truely the best and most persistent.
Pach (11:40 pm): Well done.
Cookirini (11:40 pm): (Thanks! ^^)
Hot Sexual Water (11:40 pm): on a serious note, we all performed well. apat from stair, but hey <_<
Chibikoma has left at 11:40 pm
Cookirini (11:40 pm): ........................*dead*
THS (11:40 pm): That was probably the most fun I've had for a while. 'specially for an RP.
Pach (11:40 pm): Stair was typical Stair
THS (11:40 pm): Stair was a convenient plot device!
Hot Sexual Water (11:40 pm): LOL
Hot Sexual Water (11:41 pm): i suppose he did preform nicely, then
Pach (11:41 pm): Well done everyone
THS (11:41 pm): So guys is someone logging this?
Hot Sexual Water (11:41 pm): woop woop
Cookirini (11:41 pm): *ooc*
Hot Sexual Water (11:41 pm): i am
THS (11:41 pm): I think I lost a bit due to script erroring
Hot Sexual Water (11:41 pm): and posting
Cookirini (11:41 pm): I'm sure HSW is :D
THS (11:41 pm): Alright.
Pach (11:41 pm): HSW, I commend your surprising RPing skills and amazing impersonation of April May
Pach (11:41 pm): Seriously, well done
Hot Sexual Water (11:41 pm): :3
Hot Sexual Water (11:41 pm): thanks
THS (11:41 pm): Well, I'm gonna head off. Wouldn't mind doing this again some time 8O
Pach (11:42 pm): And THS, you were as awesome as usual :D
THS (11:42 pm): o.o @ as usual
Pach (11:42 pm): Incriminating HSW is lots of fun
Cookirini actually didn't know she was RPing a specific fandom o.o
Hot Sexual Water (11:42 pm): if you ask me the april may gag died 5 minutes in >>
Pach (11:42 pm): BUT NOT WHEN COOKI BOUNCES IT BACK AT ME AS WELL
THS (11:42 pm): lol @ Cooki
Pach (11:42 pm): Cooki
Cookirini (11:42 pm): :p
THS (11:42 pm): You did well considering
Pach (11:42 pm): Do you not go in the Spa o.o
Cookirini (11:42 pm): Yes!
Pach (11:43 pm): See the nifty background?
Cookirini (11:43 pm): But I didn't know anmything about it, other than its name is "Phoenix Wright"
Pach (11:43 pm): That's what we were parodying :O
Pach (11:43 pm): Ahhh, rightio
Hot Sexual Water (11:43 pm): Wrighto
Pach (11:43 pm): It's mainly a bunch of posturing and shouting objection
Hot Sexual Water (11:43 pm): RETUNR OF THE GANT
THS (11:43 pm): NOW I WILL STRIKE A POSE
THS (11:43 pm): ...Eh?
THS (11:43 pm): YEAH NOW YOU'RE CONFUSED
Pach (11:43 pm): As long as you can make up evidence and argue for it well, and against others well enough, then it's all good.
Cookirini (11:43 pm): I am going to go
Pach (11:44 pm): Well guys
Cookirini (11:44 pm): Soda from the corner store calls me xx
Pach (11:44 pm): We completed 3 cases
Hot Sexual Water (11:44 pm): cya
Pach (11:44 pm): In about the same time it would to do 3 cases in the game :O
Pach (11:44 pm): Cya Cooki
Pach (11:44 pm): Have fun
Cookirini (11:44 pm): Bye all!
THS (11:44 pm): Seeya.
Cookirini has left at 11:44 pm